My friend Randy called me this morning to invite me over for breakfast along with a few other friends. Randy went all out. He made bacon & eggs, waffles, fresh squeezed juice, coffee (Kona) at $20.00 a LB......Anyway, After breakfast, one of his invited guests ( a 300lb woman, at least) went in to use the bathroom. She was in there a good 15 minutes. When she came out ( I still don't know her name) she looked distressed. At first she kept silent, but then she blurted out, "The toilet overflowed". Randy looked perturbed as he followed this big woman into the john. As God as my witness, as soon as you walked into the bathroom, there was water and shit all over the place. I kid you guys not! It was so disgusting!

The woman kept apologizing, but Randy was so angry he couldn't look at her. He put several towels out to absorb the passings from her huge ass. I felt really sorry for the guy, because he was using brand new towels he had just bought. I asked him later why he didn't use old towels to clean the mess. Randy replied, " I WOULD IF I STILL HAD ANY YOU MOTHER FUCKER, I JUST THREW ALL MY OLD TOWELS OUT".......

I fell to the floor laughing so hard I couldn't stop. I had tears running down my face. Needless to say, the fat woman left feeling awful.

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