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Happy Thanksgiving everyone. What am I thankful for........
Yesterday I went into 31 flavors for an ice cream cone. The weather here has been very warm, and I was craving an ice cream, so I went in and bought myself a double scoop of chocolate chip cookie dough. There was nowhere to sit inside, so I went out to my car and sat in the car to eat my cone.
Parked next to me was a large SUV with a little boy of perhaps 7-8 years old? His mother had left him in the front seat while she ran in to drop off laundry at the cleaners. I was sitting there enjoying my ice cream when I heard the boy say something to me.....I didn't quite hear what it was he said so I rolled down my window all the way to ask him what he said. The boy yelled, "you are fat and ugly and stupid"......Holy shit.....I wondered about this boys upbringing. I ignored the remark, but he kept it up, getting louder and louder all the while. After a few minutes I could ingore his little ass no more, after the next, "your fat and ugly and stupid", I looked right at him and said, "I may be fat and ugly and stupid, but I HAVE AN ICE CREAM CONE, AND YOU DON'T, YA LITTLE PORKER"......
The kid stared to cry and scream for his mom.....His mother must have heard his wails because she came out of the cleaners quickly. The boy told his mother I was teasing him. Mom looked at me and said, "What kind of grown man teases and upsets a little boy? I said to Mom, "The kind that doesn't appreciate naughtly little boys calling me fat and ugly and stupid.... Mom looked at "Jordan" and asked him if he said that to me.....the kid lied and said, NO MOM, HE'S A BIG FAT LIAR".....The little pisshead had just given himself away... HAHAHA!!
The mother apologized to me and went back inside the cleaners. As soon as she was gone, I started up my car, but before I backed out, I looked at "Jordan" and said, "Mmmm Mmmm, this ice cream is really good you little shit stain.....The little fart started crying again, but this time I made a quick exit out the parking lot before Mom returned.......So what does this have to do with me being thankful. I am still alive to enjoy thanskgiving dinner tomorrow night. I forgot to mention, Mom looked like a linebacker for the Rams, and could have caused some damage to me if her precious one hadn't given himself up......
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